Robot mum tells Hundredgigs Lisa to sell the family's old car at the weekly market. Lisa sets off, but never makes it to the market because she manages to make some great deals on the way. Or not...

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Once upon a time, there was a robot mum, who had a clever daughter. The robot girl's serial number was LZBTH-2-MTN-ERM-TWT, but everyone just called her Lisa. Lisa was very smart, but quite stubborn. She poked her nose into everything and thought she knew better than everyone else. This may have been because she had five times more memory than the others and a faster 100 GHz¹ processor. That's why she got the name Hundredgigs Lisa.
Lisa was pretty, hardworking and she loved to help others. She had just one tiny flaw: when she wanted something, she was determined to get it at all costs. Even her great intelligence couldn't sway her in those moments.
So they lived together, just the two of them, when one day robot mom said to her daughter, "Take that old Tesla out of the shed to the weekly market, dear, maybe we can get some money for it. Then we'll buy you a better car."

¹ Gigahertz. Hertz is a unit of frequency. In the case of processors, a higher hertz value usually means a faster processor.